what is it about assholes?

distinction. distinction between the real & imaginary, the funny & the stupid, the true & the sarcastic, etc. ect. ect. that is the problem with most people. they cannot DISTINGUISH. Wether they have their own problems to deal with is fine but DISTINGUISH! SEE PAST what your stupid egotistical and ultimately singular view of the world & look outside the fuckin' box. Look at the damn BIG PICTURE. otherwise you end up being an asshole. some people may think being an ass is fine, but no. Being an ass entails that you are tolerated but not accepted, settled for but would rather be avoided, given the slightest bit of attention to but in all actuality, dismissed at the most convenient moment. DON'T BE AN ASS. In order not to BE an ASS, you must not make jokes, hints, signs, cajole and insult inappropriately. You also must learn to take jokes, hints, signs, a little cajoling, a certain amount of insult and take it in stride. DISTINGUISH wether or not to react to these things without looking like a total asshole. Of course, this is a reactionary peice and by now you may have discerned that I have just dealt WITH an asshole. this is an outlet to which I shall channel my anger so as not to be called an ass myself & punch aforementioned asshole in his damn ass of ass face. I am quite sure he won't remain an ass for long seein' as that we are housemates and cannot avoid each othe indefinitely & I will eventually regard him as family once again but for now; Fuck you you son of son of a bitch ass of an asshole! I was sleeping soundly when you woke me to give me shit you fucker of a mother fucker!