Incremental dissatisfaction

Do you even begin to understand the subject? It is actually pertaining to a form of measurement at which dissatisfaction can be leveled. Are there really increments? Is there really a way to tell that I am this much unsatisfied by the outcome of certain situations? Is it really me or is it you all? Hehe. And if it were you, how do I measure the wrongness or rightness of what you do when in fact, by your standards, what you're doing is natural? How do I measure natural? Certainly neither the metric nor the english system would be appropriate. How would you like it if I said "You are exactly a pound and three inches wrong about what I'm feeling right now.."?