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Must I be plagued by these inoccuous insects all through my waking existence? Recently they have begun to intrude upon my dreams as well. It has become quite annoying. Mysterious things, these little bugs that I can feel but cannot for the life of me brush off. They crawl up my leg while I sleep into my nether regions and nest in the most uncomfortable areas in my psyche. Damn you motherfuckers! You are making my life more difficult than neccesseary! I shall fall upon you with vengance & imaginary insecticide if I can find some in the supermarket! I must get some quickly. I wonder how much these insecticides would cost. I am still reeling from over-spending last holiday season.