Drunken texting is obsolete

Drunken blogging is more effectiive in the away that more and more people will be able to see just how much off an ass you are when you're drunk. And when you start to hit multiple keys and startd spelling wqrong because you7p;re hand sdon't wo9rk quitew hte way you want them to. Yes, Drunken blogging is the way to go.