Friday, April 25, 2008

Networking

Somebody sent me a message in facebook:

I am an agent of Sunlife of Canada pHils and I would like to set an appointment with you to present some ideas.

What I can do for you is to sit down and discuss how your savings and investment will work for you.

I am free weekdays after work hours and weekends daytime up to early evening.



And here is my reply:

Are you really working this angle? really? good luck to you then. Thanks for being my "friend" and all, and I know it's your job but I would really appreciate it if you didn't use this network for peddling your wares.Don't add people because they can be potential clients. It's cheap.

But if you could message me a full rundown of all you have to offer, and include in your email why I should subscribe to whatever you're selling, then ok. Make your intentions clear. Did you add me because you know me or did you just go through the contacts of one of your friends and added everybody who was in it?

By the way, would you like to invest in a start up business that deals with solar power harvestation and LPG and as a main source of fuel. Efficient energy, unparalleled performance and a greener earth.

I am free weekdays after work hours and weekends daytime up to early evening.

Now how do you like it?

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Drunken texting is obsolete

Drunken blogging is more effectiive in the away that more and more people will be able to see just how much off an ass you are when you're drunk. And when you start to hit multiple keys and startd spelling wqrong because you7p;re hand sdon't wo9rk quitew hte way you want them to. Yes, Drunken blogging is the way to go.

Incremental dissatisfaction

Do you even begin to understand the subject? It is actually pertaining to a form of measurement at which dissatisfaction can be leveled. Are there really increments? Is there really a way to tell that I am this much unsatisfied by the outcome of certain situations? Is it really me or is it you all? Hehe. And if it were you, how do I measure the wrongness or rightness of what you do when in fact, by your standards, what you're doing is natural? How do I measure natural? Certainly neither the metric nor the english system would be appropriate. How would you like it if I said "You are exactly a pound and three inches wrong about what I'm feeling right now.."?

Friday, April 11, 2008

age

Stubborn as you may be, you can never disregard that you are getting along in the years. Conversations that should have been about the chick/hot guy sitting in (or on) the table next to you have been replaced by how much your kid needs for tuition, or where he/she is going to school (yes, it is enrollment time once again), or that you can actually be spending the money you're drinking with on bills and bills and bills. I don't really know why I'm extrapolating on it; all of us at this age is feeling it anyway. And nobody actually reads blogs at length so this is more cathartic than something for any of you who are still reading. Hehe. Maybe because I just paid a shitload of bills, maybe because I know people who did, or maybe because I don't have anything else to think about. Pathetic, I know. I have grown up a grown up. Where is the the peter pan that I was supposed to be? Where is the oliver, one of the vo trapp kids, or the annie with her daddy warbucks (used as an allusion and not signifying that i am gay)? Where is my happy ending as a child? I wonder. I wonder.

Well, at the very least I am still wondering. And wonder is somewhat a childlike passtime. Makes me smile when I really think about it. Delusions of youth. Haha!

Thursday, April 10, 2008

why

nandeska nadesyo but all in all fuckrulesalll. nobody really cares so doshite. fuck it all. just try understanding me.

do I have to wait?3